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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 16:05
Loons and Moons
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They put up a sign reading
How about learn C sharp at 2024?
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
What would have happened if Shin was a good movie instead of a bad one?
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
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Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Who is the dumbest law enforcement officer you have ever encountered?
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Are there any more 'nun' jokes?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good